Sexta-feira, 4 de Julho de 2008

Southpaw - Baby Got Book (Bible Rap)


Bom para homens que  gostam de mulheres com Bíblias grandes. ;)


Baby Got Book (Bible Rap) - Vídeo


Southpaw - Baby Got Book (lyrics)

Oh my goodness, Becky, look at her Bible
It is so huge
She looks like one of those preacher guys girlfriend
But... Who understands those preacher guys anyway
They only talk to her because she looks like Mother Teresa, ok?
I mean look at her... it's just huge
Its gross!
She's just so...righteous!


I like big Bibles and I can not lie
You Christian brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with a KJV
And a book mark in Proverbs
You get stoked

Got her name engraved
So you know this girl is saved
It looks like one of those large ones
With plenty of space in the margins

Oh baby, I wanna read witcha
Cause your Bible's got pictures
My minister tried to console me
But that Book you got makes ("Me so holy")

Oh, mamma-mia
You say you want koinonia
Well, bless me, bless me
And teach me about John Wesley


I saw her praying

While I was DJing
She got grace... pretty face
She ain't goin' down to the bad place


I'm tired of heathen guys
Sayin' they like pocket-size
Ask the average Christian to take a look
She's gotta pack much Book


So... Fellas (Yeah), fellas (Yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the Book (Oh yeah!)
Well, read it (Read it!), read it (Read it!), read that Holy Book
Baby got Book


(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
Baby got Book
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)


I like 'em leather and bound
It's 50 pounds
I just can't understand
How it is, some weenie
Wants the Bible on CD
She wanna get you saved
Amen! Double up! A-men!


I ain't talkin' about a paraphrase
Cuz Paul wouldn't use those anyways
I like 'em real thick and red-lettered
You can't find nothin' better
Southpaw's in love
Bibles that big are unheard of


So I'm sittin' here thinkin' "What if...
I find me a girl that shows midriff?"
You can have those bimbos
I'll keep those chick that do devos

A word to the Christian sistas
I can't resist ya I'll do God's time witcha
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna pray
Til the break of day
Baby, got it goin' on
Like the wife in Pro-verbs 31


We just might get engaged
When we finish reading this page
Cuz it's worn and it's torn
And I know that girl's reborn


So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna save people from Hades (yeah) Then read it...'til the pages fall out
Even white preachers got to shout
Baby got Book


(Thompson Chain with big red letters)
(Thompson Chain with big red letters)
Baby got Book


Yeah baby
When it comes to a good book
Stephen King's resume just can't compare
39 + 27 = 66 books
And if you're Catholic... there's even more


So your girlfriend quotes Bill Hybels
But does she got a big Bible?
Cuz that little thing she's got won't start a revival
My Bible study don't want none, Unless you got Book, Hon

You can read Clancy or Grisham
But please don't loose this Book


Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that Book's too old
So they toss it and they burn it
And I pull up quick to just learn it

So your girl likes paperback?

Well I ain't down with that
Cuz my girlfriend's hot and her Bible's rockin'
And she's got good doctrine

To the atheist chicks who try to dis
You ain't it Miss Priss
Give me a Christian, I'm insistin'
And I'll greet her with some holy kissin'

Some pervert tried to chase

But he didn't make it past first base
She's quick to resist temptation
And she loves a new translation
So ladies who were lost and found
If you want the triple-six thrown down
Dial 1-800-reads-a-lot
And teach me about those Psalms
Baby got Book


(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
Baby got Book
(Thompson Chain with big red letters)
(Thompson Chain with big red letters)


Bible college knowledge but she still got Book
Bible college knowledge but she still got Book
Bible college knowledge but she still got Book
Bible college knowledge but she still got Book



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