Domingo, 15 de Novembro de 2009

O melhor Rap de Star Wars (Vídeo)

Está fantástico este Star Wars Rap onde aparecem todos os personagens da saga como Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, a Princesa Leia no seu biquini dourado, O maligno imperador, o peludo Chewbacca, Han Solo, Lando Kalrissian, soldados do império, o Jabba the Hut, etc. Pelo meio até aparecem outros inesperados como... Michael Jackson. A animação também está muito boa. A seguir ao vídeo fica a letra do rap.

Star Wars Rap

Star Wars Gangsta Rap: Chronicles (letra)

(Darth Vader's rap)
I'm Lord Vader and I get respect
Your planet and your life is what I expect
Cape on my back, cable box on my chest
Leather pants till my death, hot oil on my breath

Don't be jealous of my boots, jealous of my gloves,
Jealous of my belt with the blinking lights 'cause
I'm the dark lord with the power to diss
Dismiss your feeble skills like they're Bantha piss

(Emperor's rap)
1, 2, 3, and to the 4
It's the emperor coming thru the door
Ready to make an entrance so back on up
I'm about to blow some planets up

Ha-ha, ha-ha

Yeah, you know I'm crazy
And my skin is pale and pasty
Cuz I'm evil, I like it when planets go BOOM!
I once got busy in the Death Star bathroom

(Storm trooper's rap)
Ra-ta-tat-tat storm trooper attack
A hundred laser blasts and I still can't hit jack
Galactic recession you can't avoid
I'll be unemployed if the Death Star's destroyed

(Luke Skywalker's rap)
4 and 3 and 2 and 1
And when I'm on the mic the Sand People run
'Cause the Force is flowing
The light saber glowing
I drink my blue milk cuz it keeps me growing

I'm not joking, my family's straight broken
Now uncle Owen's in the front yard smoking
A barbecue for aunt Beru
Now there's nothing left on the farm to do

Sold my land speeder and I sold my comb
Now I'm feathering my hair all alone
I'm a Jedi Knight with a license to kill
I think you know what time it is, it's time to get ill

(Han Solo's rap)
In my vest, I'm the best smuggla
Light beer chuggla, Leia's main snuggla
Shakin' loan sharks when the Falcon starts
Cheweie's killing Gundarks with them Wookie farts

(Princess Leia's rap)
I'm Leia all up in your face
I'm the only chick in outer space
Gold bikini there is no other
I got to first base with my brother

(Lando's rap)
I'm not intergalactically known
But I wear a blue cape at home
Lost the Falcon I was low on cash
Don't talk trash about my mustache

I can't swindle I'll get crooked
I had Han but Vader took him
Now look what we have here
I'm still balling year after year

(Obi-Wan's rap)
Public enemy Obi-Wan
Storm troopers said freeze but they got none
I can make them say I never had a laser gun
But it's the Jedi's tricks I'm playing on your mind, son

Cuz I'm old Ben eating Uncle Ben's
In my burlap depends
No next of kin
I'll tell ya about the twins

And trying to make amends
with my old friends
Obi out and I'm ghost again

(C-3PO's rap)
6 million form of ill communication
E Chu Ta no need for translation
Odds of me complaining is 1 to 1
Jabba never wears any pants for fun

(Jabba's rap)
I'm obese, I never count the calories
A freak show gallery is my reality
Love them slave girls but I need some more
More people snacks for the rancor

(C-3PO's rap 2)
Who's the mack
Is it R2-D2
Holograms every time that he sees you
Alwasy pluggin into systems unprotected
Is your 5 and a quarter floppy drive infected?

(Master Yoda's rap)
Swamp water I drink and root leaf I eat
Three dirty toes on my green wrinkled feet
Snakes in my bed can't get any sleep
Trainig's complete can I borrow a sheet?

I wish I was 3 foot taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a soft shell turtle I would call her
Wish I had a snake in a hat

Not a Womprat with a Tydirium Impala
Yeah boy
Star Wars fans never die
They just multiply

Word to your mother
Rest I need… Rest
Forever sleep…

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